My sin, my soul.

stability:

A part time teacher part time stripper named Miss B. Haven

sticksareevil:

theprincessofdiamondslives:

sir-princess-of-221b:

pelledreamo:

guys

abraham lincoln without a beard looks like bill nye the science guy

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HOLY SHIT

BILL NYE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE ABRAHAM LINCOLN AND FAKED HIS DEATH AND IS A TIME TRAVELER

Bill Nye the Time Lord Guy

crackpotter:

you’re a true harry potter fan when you can tell the difference between jily and hinny fan art

jeffblimissylar:

Do you know who I think is the ugliest girl in school?

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That Hermione Granger

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You know what I’d give her on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1… 1 would be the ugliest and then 10 is pretty…

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I would give her

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an 8

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An 8.5

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Or 9

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Not over a 9.8

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Because there is always room for improvement

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Not everyone’s perfect like me

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That’s why I am holding out for a 10

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Because I’m worth it

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edismyfirefly:

notsomolly:

youcouldfuckingkissme:

Accurate representation of menstruation

This is why chocolate is so effective.

I think you broke harry potter

edismyfirefly:

notsomolly:

youcouldfuckingkissme:

Accurate representation of menstruation

This is why chocolate is so effective.

I think you broke harry potter

hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)

nankingdecade:

Just the right mix of “Sweetheart” and “owned fuckhole.”

nankingdecade:

Just the right mix of “Sweetheart” and “owned fuckhole.”

begfordaddy:

Daddy fingers cause total focus.

begfordaddy:

Daddy fingers cause total focus.

begfordaddy:

Daddy’s only valuable possession.

begfordaddy:

Daddy’s only valuable possession.

Love this color

Love this color

nirvananews:

Kurt Cobain live in LA, California, 1991.

Baby

nirvananews:

Kurt Cobain live in LA, California, 1991.

Baby

mexicankitsch:

Bitch, dont you “previously on…” me. I have been watching this show for 5 hours. I know what happened.

I’m getting bad again but I’m too tired to care.
(via allhopeisgon-e)