A part time teacher part time stripper named Miss B. Haven
abraham lincoln without a beard looks like bill nye the science guy
BILL NYE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE ABRAHAM LINCOLN AND FAKED HIS DEATH AND IS A TIME TRAVELER
Bill Nye the Time Lord Guy
you’re a true harry potter fan when you can tell the difference between jily and hinny fan art
Do you know who I think is the ugliest girl in school?
That Hermione Granger
You know what I’d give her on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1… 1 would be the ugliest and then 10 is pretty…
I would give her
Not over a 9.8
Because there is always room for improvement
Not everyone’s perfect like me
That’s why I am holding out for a 10
Because I’m worth it
Accurate representation of menstruation
This is why chocolate is so effective.
I think you broke harry potter
Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)
Just the right mix of “Sweetheart” and “owned fuckhole.”
Daddy fingers cause total focus.
Daddy’s only valuable possession.
Kurt Cobain live in LA, California, 1991.
Bitch, dont you “previously on…” me. I have been watching this show for 5 hours. I know what happened.